SAHM or not to be

As part of my new job as mother, I've come to rely heavily on the www. for answers to my ridiculous questions, advice and product research. I've also picked up a few acronyms I'd like to share with you guys in case you ever find yourself at a loss when reading a blog/fb/ text message in case Wikipedia doesn't yet have an entry for it. 

SAHM stay at home mom

LO little one

EBF exclusively breast feeding 

TIA thanks in advance

PPU pending pick up

VBAC vaginal birth after Caesarian 

Sigh, wasn't the world easier when we just did pager code? 6000 171647. Give a guess in the comments.